Post by ivanatinkle on Feb 16, 2006 23:09:35 GMT
Subject: The Irish
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to
the
bird
section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner
comes
over and
asks if can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere
little
budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and
Gerry
pay for
the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to
drive
to the top
of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop
and
says,
"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of
the
box, puts
one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the
way to the
bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, paddy shakes
his
head and
says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous
for
me!.
THERE'S MORE...
Moments later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.
He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of
the
cliff
carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in
the
other.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from
the
box and
lets him fly free.
He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the
gun.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and
shoots
the
parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the
bottom and
breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and
says,
"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"
IT IS NOT OVER YET...
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends
when
Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying
a
cardboard
box out of which he pulls a chicken.
Sean then takes the chicken by the legs and hurls himself
off
the cliff
and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks
his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere
was Gerry
with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting...and now
Sean and his
fook'n hengliding!"
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to
the
bird
section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner
comes
over and
asks if can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere
little
budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and
Gerry
pay for
the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to
drive
to the top
of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop
and
says,
"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of
the
box, puts
one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the
way to the
bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, paddy shakes
his
head and
says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous
for
me!.
THERE'S MORE...
Moments later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.
He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of
the
cliff
carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in
the
other.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from
the
box and
lets him fly free.
He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the
gun.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and
shoots
the
parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the
bottom and
breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and
says,
"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"
IT IS NOT OVER YET...
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends
when
Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying
a
cardboard
box out of which he pulls a chicken.
Sean then takes the chicken by the legs and hurls himself
off
the cliff
and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks
his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere
was Gerry
with his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting...and now
Sean and his
fook'n hengliding!"