Allen
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Post by Allen on Jul 13, 2006 21:19:57 GMT
My wife left me. I don't understand.
After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses; I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up, but the other day, when she came home from shopping and I looked at the receipt and saw £45 in makeup, I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back....
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Post by acelunar on Jul 14, 2006 13:03:53 GMT
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