One for Lee B

[Dawn_EP]

A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him.

"What the heck am I doing?" he thought, and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, then examined it and the car. "It's been a long day and it's the end of my shift," he said. "I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thought for a second and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

[acelunar]

Very good

Ann

[leeway]

Best one I had was a young lad, when I stopped him and asked why the high speed... his reply was...
I just resprayed the paint work and am trying to dry it before the rain starts.

[Allen]

Bet you let him off didn't you Lee lol

[leeway]

Did I buggery.... if I remember I also did him for one bold tyre and no tax.

Anyway ALLEN!!!
Whats with defacing my avatar... thats my mate Clarky at a Vikings caravan rally.
He has an Avondale you know and is a killer with the lawn darts.

[Allen]

lol I bet pull the other one

[leeway]

Its true, Jez has to keep an anti caravan image up for the camera but loves to wind his legs down and sit in his awning with a bottle of Sharraz.... in fact he had a near miss when the press got hold of a pic of him emptying his waste master on a CL site in Filey.
We go way back, first met in Rome when we where both studying to be Catholic Priests.
He is coming to Butlins Skeggy) with us at the weekend for the Vikings rally.... oh the jibes he gets from the members, deep down we know they don't really want to chop his nuts off, how we laugh.