Post by fibre on Sept 29, 2006 10:45:54 GMT
Just a little laugh for you this Friday morning. Hope you are all in fine fettle
An old married couple are celebrating their 55th Wedding Anniversary. The old lady has always taken a little wooden box to bed with her. The old gentleman has never been allowed to see the contents.
On the evening in question the old gent says to his wife "After all these years I have never seen what you have in that box. Can I see inside now?"
The old lady says "Yes it's time" She opens the box and the old gent sees two eggs and a thousand pounds. Bewildered the says " What is the significance of the eggs?" The old lady replies " Every time I have been unfaithful to you I have put an egg in the box." The old Gent says " And the money, what about the money?"
The old lady says " Well every time there was a dozen in the box I sold them!!!"
An old married couple are celebrating their 55th Wedding Anniversary. The old lady has always taken a little wooden box to bed with her. The old gentleman has never been allowed to see the contents.
On the evening in question the old gent says to his wife "After all these years I have never seen what you have in that box. Can I see inside now?"
The old lady says "Yes it's time" She opens the box and the old gent sees two eggs and a thousand pounds. Bewildered the says " What is the significance of the eggs?" The old lady replies " Every time I have been unfaithful to you I have put an egg in the box." The old Gent says " And the money, what about the money?"
The old lady says " Well every time there was a dozen in the box I sold them!!!"
